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On rare days, maybe more often for you than most, when your life is filled with such epic circumstance that *everyone* and I mean the ENTIRE SOCIAL NETWORK needs to know, terrestrial forms of communication aren't nearly epic enough. No, you need an app that conveys just what kinda hyperdrives you're running on. THIS is that app!

From here your story will be beamed across the vast social network wastelands in an intergalactic package like no other. For those days down the line when you want to look back and say, 'Yea, I did it in less than twelve parsecs', save this vital information into the memory systems of your trusty iOS unit. Don't forget to add your own soundtrack- no matter how tender and flakey, it works better as an instrumental.

So, un-scruff your nerf herder and get ready to tell everyone about the time you bulls eyed that womp rat or boba'd that fettish in the most epic style possible!

•Soon to be applied updates will allow users to vote on the best crawls!•

•Ability to save your crawl as a video to your camera roll is incoming as well!•

•Tell your tale of idealistic adventure, and win the praise of the Digital Republic!•